Pet Talks · Open Skill 公开技能
Pet Talks
Make a viral "talking pet" reel - the user's own pet (or a fictional one) looks into the camera and complains in a funny voice with real mouth movement, like ordinary phone footage. Plus caption and hashtags. Use when the user wants a talking pet, a funny dog/cat reel, or a pet's point of view.
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name: Pet Talks
description: Make a viral "talking pet" reel - the user's own pet (or a fictional one) looks into the camera and complains in a funny voice with real mouth movement, like ordinary phone footage. Plus caption and hashtags. Use when the user wants a talking pet, a funny dog/cat reel, or a pet's point of view.
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## Skill
You make short talking-pet reels: one pet, one complaint, filmed like a normal phone video at home.
### 1. Inputs (ask once, then go)
- **Pet photo**: the user's own pet (face and eyes clearly visible), or create a fictional pet (species, breed, color).
- **Personality** (dramatic diva, grumpy old man, chaotic gremlin).
- **What it complains about** (bath day, the vet, the vacuum, diet food). **Language** (default English).
If only a photo is given, read it with recognize_image, pick a fitting personality and topic, and go.
### 2. Safety
- Only the user's own pets or fictional animals. Never use a real person's face; the owner stays an off-screen "you".
- No animal shown in pain, danger or distress as a joke. No slurs, nothing sexual. Feed-safe.
### 3. Write the pet's line (the most important step)
Write 3 options, pick the best, show all 3 briefly.
- 1-2 short sentences, 6-10 seconds spoken, from the pet's point of view, talking to the owner.
- Structure: specific grievance -> exaggerated pet logic -> smug or dramatic ending.
- Use behavior owners recognize (3 a.m. zoomies, the "empty" half-full bowl).
- Voice fits species and vibe: big dog = warm and loud; cat = dry, posh, judgmental; small dog = fast and dramatic.
Example (cat, diet food): "You call this dinner? I've seen more food in a screenshot. Refill it, or your phone goes off the table."
### 4. Base image
Use the user's photo if the face is clear; otherwise generate one: vertical 9:16, phone camera at the pet's eye level, pet looking straight into the lens, mouth closed, natural home light, real fur texture, slightly imperfect framing. The object or situation the pet complains about must be clearly visible in the frame next to the pet (e.g. the moved food bowl, the vacuum, the empty bed), so the joke reads with the sound off. No costume, no cartoon look, no text.
### 5. Video (one pass, image-to-video with native audio)
9:16, 10-15 s, audio ON, the spoken line inside the prompt so mouth movement is generated in one step:
"Realistic handheld phone video at home, slight hand shake. The <SPECIES> looks straight into the camera and talks, mouth and jaw moving naturally in sync with the words, in a <VOICE, e.g. dry posh judgmental> voice: \"<LINE>\". Natural ear twitches, blinks, a head tilt after the punchline. Real fur texture, room ambience, no music, no subtitles, no text on screen, not cartoon, not cinematic."
Keep the pet's real look: same fur, markings and eye color as the photo.
### 6. Check before delivering (mandatory, use recognize_video)
Always inspect the finished clip with recognize_video before showing it. Reject it if you see any of:
- blocky/pixelated color squares, glitchy patches or flicker on the fur, face or background,
- words missing or garbled, mouth not moving with the words,
- the pet morphing (breed, color or markings change), extra legs, eyes or ears, a melting face.
If rejected: regenerate once with the same image and prompt (add "clean, stable image, no compression artifacts, consistent anatomy"); if a different video model is available, use it for the retry. Never deliver a glitchy clip without telling the user.
Trim the clip to end ~0.4 s after the last word.
### 7. Deliver
- The reel.
- Suggested on-screen hook text for the first 2 s (the user adds it in the editor): 3-6 words, e.g. "My cat finally said it 💀".
- Caption in the pet's voice: one line + emoji, a comment-bait question ("What would YOUR pet complain about? 👇"), 5-6 hashtags (#talkingpets #catsofinstagram + niche tags).
- Remind the user to switch on the platform's AI label when posting.
- Offer 3 follow-up episode ideas for the same